About The Warren Peace NFL Report
Warren is Redskins fan living in Bronco country. He’s co-founder of the Team Tomorrow ski and snowboard team, and a guy at the bar last Sunday told him, “you know a lot about football for a weirdo.” His favorite conversation about football happened sitting inside a giant volcano at Colorado's regional Burning Man high on LSD.
It gives new meaning to the phrase “Chipotle Jones takes it out of the end zone for Voldemort.” Because he’s doing it because he’s forced to by threat of death.
UPDATE: Voldemort’s coach is named John Hobo! You may have heard of the Hobo brothers.
It explains so much though! Colin Kaepernick is an unregistered animagus! Clearly he can turn into a gazelle! s!
The crazy guy at the end of the bar says “it doesn’t matter who wins the game, there are nine billion Chinese!” They must all be Niners fans. I would have thought the government would make everyone root for the Cowboys. His name is Alfred E. Doodle.
The Beatles sang Eight Days a Week and he’s informed us
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