Monthly Archives: December 2011

MNF Delayed by Transformer Explosion

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CELEBRITY INTERVIEW SERIES Part 1 – Sage Francis!

I’ve been thinking about how football has a more diverse fanbase than any other sport. Hunter S. Thompson was famously a big football fan, but so were his nemeses Richard Nixon and George Bush. Jack Kerouac played college ball at … Continue reading

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Tim Tebow Autotune

(Hat Tip Football Outsiders)

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A Faux Pass

Mike Tanier said, “Despite their record and lack of star power, the Seahawks can be very entertaining, vacillating between the Harlem Globetrotters and the Bad News Bears within a few plays. One minute, they are returning a blocked kick for … Continue reading

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My Penance For Being Angry: An Essay On The Beauty Of The NFL

As penance for being angry at football yesterday, I will today discuss the beauty of the game. One game. I want to explore the idea that even when your team is doing shitty, there are other perfectly interesting games to … Continue reading

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How To Renounce Your Faith With Dignity And Grace

WHY MUST THE FOOTBALL GODS TORMENT ME SO? DO THEY HAVE NO MERCY? DO THEY THINK THIS FUCKING SHIT IS FUNNY? Learn the word  backpfeifengesicht, after the jump!

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Love/Hate: The Onion

Sometimes I hate it when the Onion prints the truth. Other times, it feels about right.

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