What’s in a Funny Name?

funny football names dingle berry moore goode dick

I’m watching the Detroit-Baltimore pre-season game on TV, and the Ravens just put Tyrod Taylor in at QB. I’ve always thought NFL moms come up with the best names. Tyrod? Is he a QB or part of your car’s steering mechanism? Does he throw passes to the tie rod end? The NFL also boasts great names like Flozell, LaDanian, Craphonso, Kabeer, Taco, D’Brickashaw, Jermichael, Captain, Mister, Frostee, Gosder, Syd’Quan, Beanie, Atari, Zoltan, and on and on and on. Insert your own jokes as necessary.

But the greatest name in sports isn’t even in the NFL. It’s an Olympian, and I don’t mean Destinee Hooker. It’s Chinese gymnast Dong Dong.

best funny name winner

Chinese Olympic gymnast Dong Dong. He won a gold medal on the trampoline in London in 2012, and he wins a lifetime achievement gold medal from the WPNFLR for the greatest name in sports.


About Screwfloss

… .
This entry was posted in Funny Names, I <3 Football and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to What’s in a Funny Name?

  1. I learned a new one today: Barkevious Mingo, defensive end at LSU.

  2. And how could I forget about Titans CB Alterraun Verner?

  3. The Redskins recently released former Cardinals and Steelers cornerback Crezdon Butler.

    Seahawks tackle Breno Giacomini got benched in the game against the Panthers today. Bit if it seems these funny named people are playing poorly, Captain Munnerlyn had a pick-6 in the same game.

  4. Tyrod has a cousin–Cardale Jones–by inclination if not by blood.

    “Why should we have to go to class when we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain’t come here to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS.” — Ohio State backup quarterback Cardale Jones

  5. Pingback: The Greatest 60 Seconds of Football | The Warren Peace NFL Report

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s