Category Archives: Funny Names

It Probably Can’t Hurt

Good news: the Broncos have a bye, that means I get another week before I have to learn how to spell Demaryius! At the end of the Bengals-Texans game, one of the NBC announcers boasted “that was Arian Foster’s 40th … Continue reading

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Major Wright and Major Wrong

After the 49ers destroyed the Bears on week 11’s Monday night game,’s Bill Barnwell wrote “the 49ers produced several big plays against the Bears by exploiting safeties Chris Conte and Major Wright in coverage.” It must have taken NFL-level … Continue reading

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What’s in a Funny Name?

I’m watching the Detroit-Baltimore pre-season game on TV, and the Ravens just put Tyrod Taylor in at QB. I’ve always thought NFL moms come up with the best names. Tyrod? Is he a QB or part of your car’s steering … Continue reading

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